11. He's an experienced tracker.
10. He taught sniper training at Quantico.
9. You owe him a favor.
8. He owes you a favor.
7. He just saved your ass. Again.
6. He just pwned your ass. Again.
5. He's in ur hideout, snipin ur d00dz.
4. He makes Charlie blush.
3. He makes Colby fidget.
2. He's the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.
1. If you don't, we're not responsible for what happens to you.